HELP!! I am a Text Maniac

October 13, 2007 · Filed Under Laugh a Little 

What an addiction!
Hi my name is Duane, I am a Jamaican poet and yes I am text maniac. My addiction started a few years a go and got considerably worse. I was deflowered by an ex girlfriend and I let her introduce me to text because of love.

I never planned for this but now I find myself leaving to go the bathroom at work for text. My girlfriend even has a problem with my text drive. I will text even 17 times a day. This addiction is costing me more than money. I really w ant to stop because its hurting my thumb and fingers. It’s gotten so bad that even as I wake up I want text. I even found my self-trying to text my prayers. I need help.

My girl has threatened to leave me if I don’t get help so I am desperate now. Please I have tried counselling and my shrink well she’s gotten tired of the text messages I have been sending her too. So if anyone reading has any idea or can advise me please send me a text message.

Thought I would add a little Jamaican humour. In true Jamaican fashion ” we tek serious ting mek joke”

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