Murder 101 -Duane Francis
Register now for murder 101,
This course requires your undivided attention,
And your full participation.
To qualify, put your soul up as collateral,
To dirty deeds, become impartial.
Good! This is where we start,
We do it bit-by-bit and part-by-part.
First, learn to camouflage dirty deeds
with the Flaw…
Oops! Sorry! I mean with the LAW.
Turn a blind eye to the suffering,
Focus only on your champagne drinking.
Divide society into us and them,
After all we’re not here to make friends.
Import high-powered weapons, bullets as well,
Enforce substandard living, in other words create hell.
Then learn to use the media to your advantage,
Using convincing expressions,
while you spout out garbage.
Pay attention! Cause, we have lots to teach,
Like how to make blood run freely in the street.
Plus, dance class will be in session,
Where we teach you how to slow dance with Satan.
Then you learn not to get caught,
And how to buy out, those who can be bought.
Cause this is Murder 101,
It’s going to be a blast!
Register now and get a deadly head start.
I thought I would put a cynical twist on the whole idea of crime. Afterall the way things have been going in the world one really wonders if its been taught as a college course.
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